pool, Sunglasses, Chaise Lounge, Terrace
DAVID 271
I don't know about you, but we are experiencing record heat all across the country. I would highly recommend drinking something tall and cold to prevent dehydration, especially if you're going to be sitting out on the terrace looking at Dave. Somehow he tends to induce hyperventilation and profuse persperation, especially when he asks you to massage SPF 50 sunscreen slowly, deeply, and thoroughly into every wide expanse, and every nook and cranny. If you hear him moaning, don't worry. You're not hurting him.
2006