DAVID 482
(Knock knock) "Oh, uh, hi. I'm your neighbor across the...in the back...across your fence and...Oh! My name's David by the way. Pleased to meet you. Uh, well, I...I'm supposed to be photographed for an ad next week, you know? And...heh, heh, heh...I'm supposed to have a tan, but.... But my yard, as you can see...my yard is all shady, and I was wonderin'...if it's not a bother...I was wonderin' if I could lay out by your pool for a few afternoons."
2010