Thong, Bruce, Lifeguard, pool, Summer
DAVID 635
NOOOO! Help! Ha ha ha ha! Stop!"
"Nobody's gonna help you. They want to see you make a big splash."
"Nooo! Don't! Help! A big, handsome beast is...is absconding with me!"
"Oh yeah. That sounds scary."
"I just washed my hair!"
"Well, now it'll be even cleaner."
"No! I-I just ate those peanut butter cookies! And you're supposed to wait an hour--"
"That's an old wives' tale."
"You're gonna splash that little girl!"
"No you're gonna make the splash. Not me. Besides, she's already wet."
No! Ha ha ha! I can't swim!"
"Liar. Liar, liar, pants on fire. Hey...and what better way to put out the fire than to--"
"No!"
"Besides, you forget. I'm a certified lifeguard."
"Then save me Mr. Lifeguard!"
"How 'bout I lift you way up over my head so you get longer air time?"
"You can't! I'm too heavy."
"Wha-? Oh ho ho! Now there's a challenge if ever I heard one!"
"Nooo! AAAAAAAAAaAAHAHHHHhhhhhhh!"
(Splash)
2015