DAVID 626
One of Brad's secret weapons is his goatee, and he knows just where to rub it, and how slowly to do it.
"Yeah, heh heh....when I work it just right, Davey screams like a girl."
"I do not scream like a girl."
"OH! I-I didn't know you were there! Uh...I gotta go. See ya."
"Yeah? I think you better go because if we're talkin' about screaming like a girl--"
"Never mind, ok? It's cool dude."
"--we should talk about the time there was a mouse in the kitchen and you were trapped up on that chair."
"OKAY! Can we be done with this?"
"The sound scared the hell out of me. I thought some little girl was--"
"OKAY!"
2015