Sunglasses, Construction, Wife Beater
DAVID 569
Because, as you probably know, I have this thing for construction workers. If I came across this specimen taking a break from his grunting and heavy lifting, with his thin, frayed, wife-beater beginning to deteriorate from all the flexing and stretching it's been put through, I'd probably march right up to him and say something like, "Hey big guy, you're working too hard. Why don't you come over to my place tonight, peel off those skin tight jeans, rip off that shirt, and let me give you a nice, long, chest massage, and anything else I can do to ease some tension."
Yeah, right. I'd probably just hide, stare cautiously from behind something, and whimper.
2013