Brad, Erect, Greco-Roman, Spartan, Teutonic
DAVID 534
Brad dreams that he is a mighty Teutonic warrior so powerful that only a gang of "Greek dudes"...that is, Spartans...could subdue him. Now, the massively muscled, hairy chested, blue-eyed leader of the group, who somehow looks vaguely familiar to Brad, has claimed Brad as his property and warns him that he's in for a night of sweaty, wanton, unbridled man-sex.
"That's totally cool, dude."
2012